The Daily Me - Canadian Depress

"Besides, Galatea Is A Very Savvy Three Year-old..."
"You Have Your Definition Of Working..."
"You People Make It Too Easy," Commented SkyNet
Although Perhaps Not Quite In The Way That You Think...
At Last A Politician Who Knows How To Say He's Sorry!
Base Behaviour Nothing New For This Lot
Considering How Few Fish Are Left In Our Oceans, You Have To Wonder What's In All Those Books...
Diaper Change You Can't Believe In!
The Joy Of Essex
Gasping At Straws, Man
Gentlemen, You Can't Fight Here - This Is The Peace Bridge!
Have You Ever Heard A Telus Snort?
Brave Men Blanche And Children Run Away Crying

Other Skills Include: Tilting Election Laws In Their Favour, Assassinating The Character Of Their Opponents And Pandering To Right Wing Nutters
Good Governance? Not So Much...
Palestinian Authority Take Note
Solid Political Strategy Or Brain Kramp? You Decide
Stopping The Number Of Children Living In Poverty From Going Up Would Be A Good Place To Start
There Are No Guarantees In Politics...Unless There Are
The Tweet About The Spanish Inquisition Was Supposed To Go Out Last Month - We're Looking Into It...